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They gave us logic. We deployed UwU on megaETH.

Millions are slowly realizing the truth: UwU is not just a character. It’s the emotional ceiling of the internet , the sacred convergence of cuteness and chaos, now living natively on megaETH.

UwU doesn’t measure GDP, oil reserves, or quarterly growth.
UwU measures vibes.

It doesn’t run on fundamentals.
It runs on feelings, irony, and collective brain rot, efficiently settled on megaETH.

In a world still pretending progress is linear, UwU exists outside the system — soft, unbothered, and immutably cute. A bunny-shaped constant on a chain built for speed, scale, and delusion.

This isn’t the future.
This isn’t a roadmap.

This is the peak.
This is UwU.
Live on megaETH.
Forever. 🐰⚡

MANIFESTO: UNLIMITED UWU POWER

The world is loud.
UwU is quiet.

The system is broken.
UwU does not try to fix it.

UwU is softness in a hard place.
Calm in chaos.
A small smile when everything else is too much.

No plans.
No promises.
Just vibes.

This is Unlimited UwU Power.

HOW 2 buy UwU First

Do not go to your bank. They will not understand. They will ask follow-up questions. UwU evaporates under fluorescent lighting. Second option: check your phone. If you’ve ever typed “lol”, used a sticker unironically, or felt joy from a cartoon animal , congrats. UwU already found you. UwU is not purchased. It’s acquired accidentally. You get UwU by: Staying online 12 minutes too long Saying something sincere and immediately regretting it Seeing a bunny and feeling something you can’t explain Some people claim you can “obtain” UwU through apps, chains, or widgets. This is misinformation. UwU cannot be swapped, bridged, or custody-secured. The moment you try to own it, it slips between your fingers and makes a little face. If you insist on going full 1995 and mailing something, address it to: UwU Somewhere soft Inside the internet